Actual photograph of Seattle
god damn it.
ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
you slick mother fucker
It’s two in the morning for fucks sake.
I am so mad
That’s way too fucking smooth.
Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy”
UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK
"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me
no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one
You have the right to say “Merry Christmas”. You have no right to get offended when someone says “Happy Holidays”.
You have the right to hang a cross from your neck. You have no right to hang one in a public school or government building.
You have a right to pray. You have no right to force anyone else to.
You have a right to your beliefs. You have no right to shove them down anyone’s throat.
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.
oh my god.
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.
#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.
timed missions in video games more like fuck you
"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"
ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language
all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries