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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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typette:

austevennar:

9404yowu:

weloveshortvideos:

I sound like Gru from “Despicable Me” when I have road rage? - Eh Bee

GRU

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

aaaaahahaha it’s so hard to be mad though

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The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

#just constantly kiss her#don’t stop#be connected through your lips for all of eternity#constant liplock#forever