If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
that is so true not even sorry
we actually don’t even need to be dating if i figure out your kinks it’s on like donkey kong
the best thing about adulthood is I just made salted caramel hot chocolate with so many baby marshmallows at 10:30 pm AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
This would never end.
It’s not even that cold
White ppl walking through the snow in sandals and shorts
saw a co-worker yesterday in sandals…we had 2 inches of snow on the ground
as a white woman I can confirm that I do say this a lot
'From God's Perspective' by Bo Burnham
I don’t usually reblog cosplay unless it’s insanely good, but damn, she nailed pretty much all of those.
Fuck yeah skyrim goddamn